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戏说台湾之双生鲤鱼王分集介绍：OLDTEACHERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirclassOLDTELEpHONESneverdie,theyjuststopringingOLDTHERMODYNAMICISTSneverdie,theyjustachievetheirstate--ofmaximumentropyOLDTIRETUBESneverdie,theyjustgetpuncturedOLDTRASHneverdies,theyjustburyitOLDTRIGONOMETRYTEACHERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheiridentitiesOLDTROMBONISTSneverdie-theyjustslideaway...OLDTRUCKDRIVERSneverdie;theyjustgetanewpeterbiltOLDTVSHOWSneverdie,theyjustgetrerunonNickelodeonOLDTVSOApSTARSneverdie,theybecomepatheticOLDGOALUMpIRESneverdie,theyjustgetflaggeddown--umpiresasinAustralianRulesFootballOLDUSENETTERSneverdie,theyjustbecomeunresponsiveOLDVACATIONERSneverdie,theyjustdon‘tcomebackOLDVIOLINISTSneverdie-theyjustbecomeunstrung.OLDVOICEMAILSYSTEMSneverdie,theyjuststopanswering[
